Lockdown, lies and old Hollywood glam 

Last night’s episode showed Alex being put on serious lock-down by Binky to improve his behaviour and prove that he is doing what it takes to win her over. The strict rules and regulations placed on Alex didn’t bode so well with the rest of the group, but Alex seems to be taking the whole ‘not being able to consume alcohol unless in the presence of Binky’ quite well. Lucy, Fran and the boys thought this rule was extremely pathetic and a daft punishment if they’re trying to get back together, and I have to agree with them, her mother like rules could push him away instead of bringing them closer; we’ll just have to see if the relationship works out in the near future.

Alex searches in vain for a book about curing the condition of Mind Blanks or, failing that, one that has pictures of hair styles better than his own 'perpendicular' debacle

After his SIX incidents of infidelity, Binky had taken Alex in hand and had him firmly under her thumb. Judging by her expression, this was not as pleasurable as male readers in particular would have thought

Jamie was faced with the consequence of his web of lies when he told Lucy that he still had feelings for her but then told Riley he was into her and thought Lucy was a “Bitch”. The ever so nice but big-mouthed Stevie brought Jamie’s differing stories to light and made sure that Riley and Lucy were aware of what was going on in Jamie’s mind.

Stevie (right) recounts to Jamie (vest) how Stephanie had sweetly told him 'we'll always be friends', although, knowing her, he may not have heard the end of the sentence '...if you buy me a Prada handbag'

When she was not selflessly frolicking around in a swimsuit, Riley was now trying to hide her inability to make any facial expressions by wearing huge sunglasses and wearing one of Binky's Game Of Thrones coats

At the old Hollywood themed party, whilst Lucy and Jamie were getting comfortable together, Riley walked in and made it clear that she will not be walked all over by Jamie. She made it known to Lucy that Jamie had been bitching about her behind her back and also told them both that they still had a weird connection going on which she didn’t want to be a part of. Now that there aren’t any distractions between them I really do hope Lucy and Jamie stop wasting time and just get together already. 


Unbeknown to Fran, who started to develop feelings for newbie Fordy, some friendly competition was formed between Louise and him. They decided to have a cook off with one another to see who the better cook is; of course this was simply an excuse to go on a date together. Poor Fran was in her own little world thinking she may have a chance with Fordy but he’s already set his eyes on Louise, and this was made clear at the party when he told Fran she was being a “Third wheel”; awkwardddd. Smug Louise and Fordy then walked off together to make Martinis. 

'You can stand und-air my um-ber-ell-air/ell-air/ell-air/ell-air...' Edo and Fordy struggle to see the tiny figure beneath the umbrella singing a Rihanna song in an unconvincingly posh accent

Fran goes cross-eyed with giddiness at the suggestion that the only man she can cop off with on Made In Chelsea is Fordy and that she would even lose out on him - to Louise

As part of her efforts to ensnare Fordy, Louise was more orange than ever and turned her shiny forehead on to full beam in order to dazzle him with her 'complicated' personality
Next week we’ll see how things patch up between Riley and Lucy but will the friendship continue after Lucy and Jamie share a night together? Let’s wait and see, it should be a good one 😀 

Slap, crackle and pop – MIC

Alex finally got what he deserved last night when Binky slapped him at Stevie’s surprise birthday party for hiding yet another truth from her. Jamie revealed to Lucy that Spencer and Alex went on a night out, when Alex and Binky were on a break, and both hooked up with multiple girls. Lucy, being the bearer of bad news always, went to the others girls with this news to seek their advice. Louise, Rosie and Lucy came together for the betterment of their friend and decided she ought to know the truth. When confronted by Lucy and Louise Alex had no other option but to fess up, which brought yet more shame, anger and disappointment to Binky, resulting in her finally giving him a lovely slap. I really hope these two don’t get back together as she will then look like the stupidest girl around. 

Nothing but the truth: Lucy Watson managed to pry the information out of Jamie Lang and enlisted the help of Louise Thompson before confronting Alex and Spencer in front of Binky

After watching last night’s episode I can wholeheartedly say Spencer is the most shittest, selfish, pathetic friend ever. He showed that his loyalties lie with nobody and he only cares about himself and his own desires. After going on an awkward double date with Sam, Sam’s current lady love and her friend, it came out that Spencer had previously hooked up with Sam’s girl Christina. Fair enough Spencer has hooked up with the whole of Chelsea so why would she have been an exception? But when Sam probed him on whether he would go there with her again he said he wouldn’t, yet at Stevie’s party Christina’s friend made it known to Sam that the night of the date the two of them did hook up. Sam threw his drink in Spencer’s face and showed him what a crappy friend he is, Spencer once again showed no remorse for his action.. Complete and utter twat.


Not only was Spencer a shit friend to Stevie he was also an awful friend to Binky as he knew what Binky and Alex were going through but still took him on a night out and most likely encouraged him to hook up with the girls. Therefore the worst friend award would definitely go to Spencer. 

Defensive: At first Alex repeatedly faked innocence as Louise and Lucy tried to get him to make the admission before he evetually said, 'Yeah I might have hooked up with somebody'

Next week it looks like Stevie’s going to bring out the bad boy in him by having a little fling with Stephanie, despite dating Riley, we’ll see how that pans out. 

Rare happy moment: Stevie was able to enjoy the first half of his surprise party before the drama unfolded

The awkward Venice party – MIC

The weirdest, most distorted, group ever went off to Venice this week. The group included: Lucy, Stephanie Pratt, her friend Erik, Louise, Jamie, Spencer and his on/off girl Emma. It was completely strange as the trip became all about Spencer despite it being arranged by Stephanie and Erik, this is because Spencer was with three of his ex girlfriends and his current lady love, which caused everybody to talk about him and only him. 

Selfie time: Stephanie was heard asking Lucy Watson what she was thinking by inviting their ex, Spencer along on the trip earlier on

Hurt: Emma's anger at her possible love interest Spencer getting close with his ex leads her to having a chat with the pair, before heading home abruptly

Apologies: In a heart-to-heart after dinner, Spencer tells her that what he did was 'totally unacceptable, before adding: 'I am really sorry. I feel bad'
Stephanie also had unfinished business with Spencer which quickly became settled when he bought her a Prada bag and they then hooked up. It was clear all along, since Stephanie arrived last week, that her feelings for Spencer were still very much intact despite telling everyone she hated the guy. They had arguments on the trip but once she received the Prada it didn’t take her long to reach his bed. 

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Stephanie tried to clarify her actions on twitter following the episode:

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And Lucy backed up her friend via twitter: 

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Back in Chelsea Sam’s ex girlfriend Riley asked Stevie on a date and during their tea date they bumped into Sam, which made it a very awkward encounter. Sam realised that he still wanted Riley back even though he tried to put on a front that he didn’t care if she went on a date with Stevie.

New couple alert! Riley Uggla meanwhile organised a coffee date with Stevie Johnson after finding out her ex Sam Thompson had boasted that he could get her back if he wanted

It is strange that Stevie is pursuing his good friends ex, but I guess that’s Chelsea for you. Stevie also took to twitter after the episode to defend himself in regards to going on a date with Riley:

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Louise had this to say after the episode:

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And Louise and Stevie’s twitter arguments continued today:

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Alex continued to feel confused about his feeling for Binky, and we watched her cry her eyes out to her mother in this episode; Alex is clearly not in the good books of mummy Felstead anymore. Binky and Alex arranged to meet up at the end of this episode and we’ll probably watch this meeting next week, I’m pretty sure they’ll be back together very soon.

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Heartache and Come Backs – MIC

Last night we watched Binky and Alex struggle post the revealing of Alex’ cheating. Binky flew off to New York for a few days with her mother to take a time out and Alex stayed put in Chelsea, being forced to hear the opinions of others. Jamie found it necessary to tell Alex that the best thing for him to do is to not be with Binky and this absurd idea stuck in Alex’ mind. 

When Binky returned and Alex went to meet her they had an emotional conversation in which Alex relayed to Binky that he didn’t feel that they should be together. In his words he simply wants Binky ‘to be happy’. Binky of course felt like an idiot as at first she got cheated on and now she was being dumped. (Spoiler alert for anyone who’s not on twitter) Let’s just hope we watch Alex do some grovelling over the next few episodes as according to twitter it seems that they are currently back together. 

Not trying very hard! Cheating Alex failed to convince Binky he actually wanted to be with her

Heartbreak: Alexandra 'Binky' Felstead sobs during her heart-to-heart with cheating boyfriend Alex Mytton on Made In Chelsea
Louise’s brother Sam seems to becoming more of a character on the show instead of just a spare part as he is now going to be involved in a little Chelsea drama. With his ex Riley on the show it seems that a little competition will begin as Stevie wants to take her on a date and Sam will be adamant on trying to win Riley back; something which we will be seeing in the next episode. 

Dapper: Sam Thompson told Rosie Fortescue he wanted to win back ex-girlfriend Riley

Making his move: Stevie Johnson asks Riley for a dance, despite Sam telling him he wanted his ex back

We also saw the return of the Pratt last night, Stephanie Pratt I am referring to. The LA beauty came back to the show and stirred up a little trouble when she told Spencer what an ‘asshole’ he is at Rosie’s party. The entire showdown was extremely awkward to watch and the only comment we did hear was from Rosie commenting on Stephanie’s dress ‘I must say her dress was pretty rank’. Stephanie responded to Rosie’s comment on twitter:

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'Hey a**hole!' Stephanie Pratt makes quite the entrance to Rosie's ball to confront Spencer

Not convinced: Stephanie didn't appear to believe Spencer's apology

Jamie being the cutie he is invited himself on Lucy, Stephanie and her friend Eric’s Venice trip which we will witness next week. Spencer also got invited and it seems there will be more drama overseas. 

A holiday with my exes, that sounds fun! Spencer agrees to go to Venice

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Aaaaaand it’s true.. Alex cheated on Binky – MIC

After all the rumours, lies and investigations the truth finally came out about Alex cheating on Binky in last nights MIC… And unfortunately it was true.


After Cheska received the strange text in last weeks episode, last night we watched her struggle with the decision of whether she should tell Binky of the information or not. After a few conversations with Stevie and her mother she came to the decision of letting Binky know the truth, and she did this at Lucy’s birthday party. There’s always drama at a MIC party.

Bearer of bad news: Cheska took Binky to one side and explained that Alex couldn't be trusted

As soon as Cheska approached Binky she already knew something  was up as Binky questioned Cheska curiously saying “what”, Cheska finally revealed that the rumours were true and a friend close to Alex had told her Alex had cheated on Binky.

Alex then approached the girls and very lamely used the excuse to Binky that he goes through nights where he can’t remember what happened due to being too drunk. By this time Binky was already hysterical and didn’t even want Alex to touch her, claiming she was so stupid for even believing his lies. Now that the truth has finally come out we’ll see whether what’s left of this relationship will survive or not. 

Emotional: Alex is tearful as her draws Binky in for a hug as he is unable to deny the allegationsHeartbroken: Made in Chelsea's Binky bursts into tears after she hears of boyfriend Alex's infidelity

It was also nice to see Spencer get a taste of his own medicine last night as he got turned down by his most recent crush Emma. After turning up late to Louise’s singles dinner last week and allowing Emma to go by herself, Spencer decided to try to make things up with Emma by taking her on fancy date. On the date he asked her to be his girlfriend to which she responded she liked the way things were going, the flirting and all, and she didn’t think he was mature enough to be in a relationship. Despite Spencer trying to convince her she was the one and he was waiting for the one to settle down with Emma simply responded ‘no’. Ha in your face Matthews 😀 

Charmer: Spencer did his best to try and impress Emma with a dinner date

Playing hard to get: Emma told Spencer that she wasn't going to be won over easily
Next week we’ll see the return of Stephanie Pratt as she’s now BFF’s with Lucy Watson. Wooo love me some American accent and a member of The Hills. And of course there’ll be lots more drama with her return, which we just love.

Firm friends: Former frenemies Stephanie Pratt (left) and Lucy Watson (right) leave Cecconi's restaurant in London on Wednesday

The cheating rumours continue – MIC

As the rumours of Alex cheating on Binky continue, the entire Chelsea gang ponder over whether there is any truth behind them.

Cheska and Fran made it their mission, in this weeks MIC, to find out the truth about the rumours and to find out who the girl is that Alex supposedly slept with. 

Spencer, Jamie and Andy went on a boys night out which ended in a disaster as the tension escalated between Andy and Jamie. Spencer then decided to text Alex to join them, strangely enough. However Alex did not come as he was busy on a double date with Binky, Lucy and his house-mate, newbie Robbo. 

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On one hand Spencer has been trying to meddle in Alex and Binky’s relationship and trying to get Alex to join them on a singles night out and on the other hand he has been trying to get his own relationship on track with his long term crush and newbie Emma. 

At Louise’s singles dinner Andy and Jamie had it out and Andy told Jamie that he didn’t handle things in the right way with Lucy, this caused Andy to walk out as he couldn’t handle the tension. Lucy continued to be in her strange mood throughout the dinner, as she has been since the start of this seasons MIC. Spencer left Emma to come to the dinner on her own as he was busy having drinks with Alex, however he did turn up in the end looking smug as ever. 

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The cheating rumours will be continuing on into next weeks episode as Cheska receives a strange text from somebody, providing her with more information and shedding more light on the situation. Now we need to see whether they are true or not and what will come of Binky and Alex’ relationship. 

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Made in Chelsea :D

Yayyyyy my favourite reality TV show is back and from the get go we saw lots of drama including; cheating rumours, fake love accusations and bitchiness from the biggest bitch Victoria. 

Monday night brought back the posh Chelsea gang for another season of parties, romance and scandal. 

We saw Lucy stick it Jamie about how he ran off to Miami and hooked up with a girl literally three days after confessing his love to her with a grand gesture of a horse and carriage. Jamie, the ever classy lad, called her a F***** Bitch as she walked off. Would we expect anything less from him though?

Similarly to the Lockie, Danielle cheating rumours in TOWIE, we saw the cheating rumours about Alex spiral across Chelsea. When Spencer, being the great saviour that he is, decided to warn Alex of the rumours, Alex told Binky instantly that these rumours are spreading however none of it is true. Now we can only wonder whether it is true or not as rumours don’t just come out of nowhere. Clearly everyone in Chelsea has been speaking about the rumours and this story line will continue on into next week’s episode. 

On a brighter note we saw Victoria openly admitting that she was a bitch to Cheska at last seasons party and she decided to invite her to her friend Sophie’s birthday party. Of course they couldn’t rule out being a bitch 100% as Sophie called Cheska to invite her but strictly said that Lucy was not invited. 

The weirdest things to be happening in this seasons of MIC is that Andy and Spencer have suddenly become friends, and Spencer and Louise are able to hang out and have banter together about their relationship history. Lets just see how long that lasts hey.

It started off as classy as ever so lets see what the rest of the season brings 🙂