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Lockdown, lies and old Hollywood glam 

Last night’s episode showed Alex being put on serious lock-down by Binky to improve his behaviour and prove that he is doing what it takes to win her over. The strict rules and regulations placed on Alex didn’t bode so well with the rest of the group, but Alex seems to be taking the whole ‘not being able to consume alcohol unless in the presence of Binky’ quite well. Lucy, Fran and the boys thought this rule was extremely pathetic and a daft punishment if they’re trying to get back together, and I have to agree with them, her mother like rules could push him away instead of bringing them closer; we’ll just have to see if the relationship works out in the near future.

Alex searches in vain for a book about curing the condition of Mind Blanks or, failing that, one that has pictures of hair styles better than his own 'perpendicular' debacle

After his SIX incidents of infidelity, Binky had taken Alex in hand and had him firmly under her thumb. Judging by her expression, this was not as pleasurable as male readers in particular would have thought

Jamie was faced with the consequence of his web of lies when he told Lucy that he still had feelings for her but then told Riley he was into her and thought Lucy was a “Bitch”. The ever so nice but big-mouthed Stevie brought Jamie’s differing stories to light and made sure that Riley and Lucy were aware of what was going on in Jamie’s mind.

Stevie (right) recounts to Jamie (vest) how Stephanie had sweetly told him 'we'll always be friends', although, knowing her, he may not have heard the end of the sentence '...if you buy me a Prada handbag'

When she was not selflessly frolicking around in a swimsuit, Riley was now trying to hide her inability to make any facial expressions by wearing huge sunglasses and wearing one of Binky's Game Of Thrones coats

At the old Hollywood themed party, whilst Lucy and Jamie were getting comfortable together, Riley walked in and made it clear that she will not be walked all over by Jamie. She made it known to Lucy that Jamie had been bitching about her behind her back and also told them both that they still had a weird connection going on which she didn’t want to be a part of. Now that there aren’t any distractions between them I really do hope Lucy and Jamie stop wasting time and just get together already. 


Unbeknown to Fran, who started to develop feelings for newbie Fordy, some friendly competition was formed between Louise and him. They decided to have a cook off with one another to see who the better cook is; of course this was simply an excuse to go on a date together. Poor Fran was in her own little world thinking she may have a chance with Fordy but he’s already set his eyes on Louise, and this was made clear at the party when he told Fran she was being a “Third wheel”; awkwardddd. Smug Louise and Fordy then walked off together to make Martinis. 

'You can stand und-air my um-ber-ell-air/ell-air/ell-air/ell-air...' Edo and Fordy struggle to see the tiny figure beneath the umbrella singing a Rihanna song in an unconvincingly posh accent

Fran goes cross-eyed with giddiness at the suggestion that the only man she can cop off with on Made In Chelsea is Fordy and that she would even lose out on him - to Louise

As part of her efforts to ensnare Fordy, Louise was more orange than ever and turned her shiny forehead on to full beam in order to dazzle him with her 'complicated' personality
Next week we’ll see how things patch up between Riley and Lucy but will the friendship continue after Lucy and Jamie share a night together? Let’s wait and see, it should be a good one 😀 

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